Not Available... "DRAT!"
Not Available!... "This place sucks".
Not Available... "If I can't have these plants I hope they all croak."
Not Available... "They must mean for everyone else - Not Me!"
Not Available... Wayne at the bull's eye of customer despair turned to chutzpah.
Not Available... "WHAT?!!!"
Not Available... DAMMIT! Wayne bites!
Not Available... So Sad!
Not Available... "Oh, Puh-LEEZE!"
Not Available... "Wah!"
Not Available... "Wayne is such a jerk!"
May your gardens jitterbug in warm breezes laughing with ease and abandon in this moment, in all seasons, for each child, for joy, for life. - W.M. Paquette
The "Wayne is such a jerk" series is a group of actual nursery signs place around clustered stock plants that were not available for sale. It didn't much matter as customers would pick up what they wanted and at checkout a white-knuckled tug-of-war struggle would usually ensue...
"Unless we are willing to encourage our children to reconnect with and appreciate the natural world, we can't expect them to help protect and care for it." -David Suzuki
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